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My father was telling my uncle one day that his right shoulder was killing him for a number of weeks but that thank god it had got a bit better.
My uncle says.. "That's old age, I gets that aswell"
My father replies.. "my right shoulder is the same age as my f**king left and I've no pain in that...."
I laughed so funny listening to the two of them. |
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Overheard by Caitriona - home.. Midleton
Posted on Thursday, 25th September
2008 |
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Cork Tea!! |
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| Shopping one day in a Cork supermarket with my wife. There was an ould fella behind us going through each of the aisles. When it came to getting tea bags, I picked up a box of Lyons tea, my wife said “Don’t you usually get Barry’s?”, I replied, “I’ll try these just for a change”. Ould fella was picking up a box of Barry’s and just whispered to me “Traitor” and walked off laughing!! |
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Overheard by Anonymous - Supermarket in Carrigaline
Posted on Sunday, 14th September
2008 |
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What a crack |
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| Working for a carpet furniture shop a while back I took a call from a customer who had her rooms measured and was waiting for the fitting. Not having any of the details I asked her what the fitter looked like so I could speak to him when he came into the shop. " to be honest ", she said, " I saw more of his arse than his face" |
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Overheard by john - furniture shop
Posted on Thursday, 05th October
2006 |
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Steps of the courthouse |
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| One day my dad had to go nto the city to get some materials for work... he stopped into where my uncle works and there was some kind of strike on.... not knowing what the strike was about he proceeded to ask questions when after about the third question one of the lads went "c'mere boi, dats fukin steps talk" |
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Overheard by Anonymous - city
Posted on Monday, 04th August
2008 |
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Can I go to the toilet? |
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One Day I was dropping a message from the main office in school to a tech graph teacher, it was only the first week of school and the first years were in their first Tech graph class of the year, just as I walked in this is what went down:
1st year student: "Sir?"
Teacher: "Yess?"
1st year student: "Can I go to the toilet?",
Teacher: "I dunno, can you?" |
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Overheard by Lauren - Ballincollig Community School, 2008
Posted on Monday, 15th September
2008 |
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Buried alive!!!!? |
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| An old uncle had missed a funeral of his neighbour, the next time he met the son of the dead man uncle said " And ye buried yer father" to which the neighbour replied "We had to. He died" |
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Overheard by Mairead - Mallow
Posted on Monday, 23rd June
2008 |
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