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Looks Like??? It IS!!!! |
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| I was making a model of a log cabin out of wood for University. When I finished it I showed it to my girlfriend. She said “God that’s amazing… it looks like real wood too!” |
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Overheard by Woodie - at
Posted on Thursday, 20th March
2008 |
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Salad burger |
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Guy working at chipper: "what can I get ya?"
Teenager: "salad burger with no lettuce no onions no tomatoe and just cheese"
Guy: (smiling) "so you want a cheese burger"
Teenager: "you very f**kin smart aren't ya, yeah I suppose." |
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Overheard by jd - In the chipper in Knocknaheeney
Posted on Thursday, 20th March
2008 |
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Sarky postman |
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| Postman bending over a letter box in the rain when a woman comes up and asks "oh are you collecting the post?" he replies "no mam I'm from Eircom" |
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Overheard by Anonymous - at work
Posted on Wednesday, 19th March
2008 |
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Naggon |
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| It was one of the lads birthday and we had a few drinks in his house before we went to a club in Cork. When we got to the club the door man ask one of my friends was he drunk,my friend replied "naggon!" |
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Overheard by Anonymous - Cork City
Posted on Tuesday, 18th March
2008 |
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Who are you? |
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| Two brothers in Mallow had nicknames Beaney and Boney. One night they were stopped by a smart guard, he asked boney which one are you beaney or barney (as in the batchelors ad) he answered "I'm boney" and he got a clatter for telling the truth |
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Overheard by Anonymous - in school, mallow
Posted on Tuesday, 18th March
2008 |
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My Phone |
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While a friend and I were walking through Patrick St. we came across a woman who was talking on her mobile phone.
The person she was talking to must have asked her about the number she was calling from as all we heard her say was "yea, my phone got robbed so I robbed another one" !!!! |
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Overheard by Anonymous - Patrick St
Posted on Tuesday, 18th March
2008 |
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The Gardai and 'da lads' |
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A couple of lads in a quiet car park going for a smoke(drugs) they were there for a while when a Garda patrol car pulled in...
Knowing that they were caught they panicked
Highlight of the conversation was...........
Garda(knowing he was on to something good says proudly): "hello lads we are the Garda Siochana"
(silent pause)
Driver(quite stoned): "hello garda.. we are da lads" |
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Overheard by Anonymous - At a local Pub
Posted on Tuesday, 18th March
2008 |
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The burglary |
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| My husband came home from work years ago with this story. There had been a burlary in the northside of the city and it had been reported that the burglar had chopped of a womans fingers to get her expensive rings off her. A guy in work was telling the story and everyone was disgusted and appalled at the barbaric way the poor woman was treated for the sake of a few rings. Suddenly a guy sitting nearby piped up "It's a good thing she wasn't wearing a fu**ing necklace" !!!!!! Typical Cork humour. |
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Overheard by Phil - From my husband
Posted on Tuesday, 18th March
2008 |
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Poor Abba fan |
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| Was in a pub on the northside of Cork a few years back. lads scraping the change together for 2 pints. Eventually got it together. One guy starts singing (same theme as the ABBA song Dancing Queen) "Friday night and the funds are low Where the f%%k am supposed to go" |
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Overheard by Jer - Pub in Cork
Posted on Tuesday, 18th March
2008 |
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Classy Girl |
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Its a bit crude, sorry.
Years ago in a nightclub(chandras)my friend asked this gorgeous girl to dance and in her best cork accent she said "F**k off boy and suck my farts. He was well impressed (classy girl). |
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Overheard by stephen - chandras nightclub grand parade
Posted on Tuesday, 18th March
2008 |
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Romance in Cork |
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Girl: "Do ya love me ?"
Boy: "Course I loves ya ! Don't I buy ya chips and flas ya every Friday night ?" |
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Overheard by Brendan L - 3rd hand...
Posted on Tuesday, 11th March
2008 |
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Rare, Medium or Well Done |
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Not in Cork in Spain but involves a Corkonian. Group of 16 of us on holidays after the leaving cert. We all went in to a fancy restaurant.....
Every body is all dressed up and being addressed as sir or madame......
Waitress : hello can I take your order.
(she is takin all the orders and arrives at tony.)
Tony: "Can I have the 8oz steak please."
Waitress: "Of an course sir and how would you like that cooked."
Tony: (with a confused look on his face replies) "eh?!? on the cooker will be fine love."
Ya can take us out of Ireland but ya can never take the Ireland out of us....:-) |
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Overheard by Anonymous - In a restaurant in spain
Posted on Sunday, 02nd March
2008 |
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